Cunt.

18. Native American, African American and German. Addicted to black coffee, cigarettes and interesting people. Tell me a good story, and I'm yours forever ❤

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

alex-is-sassy:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i like it when shawty’s thighs so thick you can’t finger her properly when y’all sittin in the restaurant

Wat

I LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN’S THIGHS ARE SO THICK THEY OBSTRUCT ME FROM FINGERING HER IN A SATISFYING MANNER WHEN WE ARE IN PUBLIC PLACES

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stunningpicture:

So a hummingbird landed on my dad today.

stunningpicture:

So a hummingbird landed on my dad today.

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

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asilentforce:

Id like to meet a chick that i can more or less just vibe with. That is all.

freshprinceofthefayz:


fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

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cosbyykidd:

bile7:

postwhitesociety:

asigrow:

deezyville:

Ain’t that some bullshit…

Don’t nobody clown harder than parents.

lmao

PLEASE

BRUH lmaoooooooooo

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onlylolgifs:

Guy on Scooter Races His Macaw Parrot

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seeinggsounds:

Myself (Ashley B. Chew) working in my room. Photos by Toxicc Photography.

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time-is-collapsing:

Feelin like a mixed Aubrey Hepburn and shit

miamiacoda:

DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY SEND SOMETHING INTO A NEWSPAPER PRETENDING TO BE A MODERN PROFESSOR SNAPE OH MY GOD I’M LAUGHING SO MCUH

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